Did you happen to hear that G4 cable channel has decided to pull the plug on the reality online poker show “2 Months, $2 Million”? You know – the show where they stick four young poker pros in a luxury Vegas pad and tell them that they have 2 months to make $2 million playing online poker. Amazingly, the guys in the show are surprised that they are not bringing it back next season. Could it be because they didn’t actually MAKE the $2 million? Could it be that they didn’t even make $1 million? Or even better, that they barely managed to scrape past the $500 million mark? Maybe it was because of spending two months doing nothing but playing poker, surrounded by strippers and good food, that their senses went kind of numb. So that’s the end of “2 Months, $2 Million” – at least for now.
So in honor of poker, here are a couple of funny one-liners you might enjoy:
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What’s the difference between a professional poker player and a large pepperoni pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four. (Ouch!!)
Q: What’s the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years the dog quits whining.
Tags: Gambling Jokes, Online Poker, poker player, Vegas
I am really surprised that they are not bringing this show back. I guess it was not worthwhile for the channel.