Okay, I know I sometimes go on too much about these holier-than-thou politicians who think they can impose their anti-gambling views on us simple folks, but sometimes they really do go too far. Take the oddly named Senator Nick Xenophon from Australia whose latest whine is to ban mobile phone applications that mimic slot and poker machines because kids might learn how they work. “Kids can become poker machines experts years before they are legally allowed to set eyes on a real machine,” said the Senator. I mean, COME ON, Mr. Xenophon. Next you’ll be wanting to ban toy cars in case kids learn driving techniques before they reach the legal age! Lighten up, my man!
So a guy walks into a casino and sees three men and a dog sitting around a poker table intensely involved in a game. He stands back, enthralled as the dog played with amazing abilities far beyond any human was.
“That’s an amazingly smart dog,” said the man to the poker players around the table.
“Nah,” said a fellow player. “He’s not that smart.”
“But it’s a DOG. Playing POKER,” insisted the man. “Why do you say he isn’t smart?”
“Well… see here,” said the poker player. “Every time the dog gets a good hand, he wags his tail…”
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