The Mystery of the Unnamed Gambling Operator

Net Ent – you’ve got to love those Swedish guys who bring us top games on their CasinoModule, but WHAT were they thinking when they came out with a press release this week? Basically, they were saying that they had signed a major deal with a major European gaming operator. They went on about the fact that the operator chose the Net Entertainment platform for their “superior quality” and “range of platform features” but they forgot a few vital details. Name of the operator? Nada. Details of the deal? Nada. So I guess we’re going to have to wait for another press release in the hopefully near future. We can only wonder WHY they bothered to put the first one out….

A man went to the casino with his son when suddenly he called out – “Help, help! My son’s choking! He swallowed a quarter by mistake. Please, please, someone help!”

A man from a table next to him calmly stands up and announces that he is experienced in this type of situation. He leans down, squeezes the young man’s gonads and out pos the quarter. He then turns back to his gaming as if nothing happened.

The grateful father cries: “Thank you, bless you. Tell me, are you a paramedic?”

“Nah,” said the man. “I work for the IRS…”

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