I just love those guys in the Senate – you know the ones who sit around all day wasting tax payers’ money, voting on bills that don’t actually lead to much anyway? So here’s the latest – a bill has been amended by the Massachusetts senate to ban smoking in casinos. The problem is that there ARE no casinos in Massachusetts. Hm… Let me thing about that one for a moment… And while I’ve got my thinking cap on, and just say there WERE casinos in the state, why would you want to ban smoking throughout the entire establishment as the bill proposes? Have these guys never heard of smoking areas? And if they’re already going to ban things in non-existent casinos, how about going all out? Last time I heard, alcohol has its problems, as has 24/7 entertainment, slot machines blinging at high decibels, flashing lights….
The teacher was doing a science experiment in class and placed four worms in separate jars. The first she put in a jar of alcohol, the second in a jar of cigarette smoke, the third in a jar filled with condoms and a fourth in a jar of soil. The next day, the class eagerly gathered around the jars to see the results. The worms in jars one, two and three were dead, while the fourth worm in the jar was alive. “So,” asked the teacher, “what do we learn from this?” Johnny puts up his hand as says: “As long as we drink, smoke and have sex, we won’t get worms!”
