Online gamblers in New Hampshire must surely be yanking out their hair by the handfuls in despair, following an announcement that a much welcome online gambling site, set to launch in the coming months, won’t be launching after all. Just as the wheels were being set in motion to introduce online lottery gambling, as well as speed bingo, super slots, baseball and New Hampshire poker, along comes the NH Lottery Commission and announces that the plans have been scrapped. Sorry guys. Apparently, the effort it would have taken to get the site approved with lawmakers was simply too much for the Commission to face and so they took the easy way out and scrapped the whole idea.
So four guys are driving in their car down a US highway, one from Maine, one from Vermont, one from Massachusetts and another from Hew Hampshire. Suddenly the guy from Maine yanks a bag of potatoes from the back and throws it out the window. “Why did you do that?” asks the guy from NH. The Maine guy answers: “We have so many of those in our state that I got sick of seeing them.” Then the guy from Vermont decides that he would do the same with the jugs of syrup lying at the back. “We have so many of these jugs lying around our state, I’m sick and tired of seeing them.”
And so… yes… the guy from New Hampshire throws Mr. Massachusetts from the window….”
