Every season, I’ve taken to placing bets on my favorite singers in American Idol. I have to admit that I love the show, corny judges and all. Hell, I even liked Paula! But then I read that all the great judges were leaving, including Simon Cowell (how COULD he??), leaving lil’ ol’ Randy all on his lonesome. On Wednesday, Ryan announced the new judges for the show, including Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler and I’m wondering how these guys will fit into such HUGE shoes left behind. Methinks that the choices for judges this season won’t set the betting sites alight and that many Idol addicts will find that this is a good a reason as ever to wean themselves off the show once and for all.
Backstage, people are saying: “Are you still here?”
North Korea says that if you lose, they’ll stop producing enriched uranium.
You cancel your performance to stay home and watch ‘Jag’.
Simon beats you with the microphone stand.
Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask…
