This is interesting news: New Jersey has a list that includes the names of about 200 people who can’t put their foot into a local casino because they are casino cheats, convicted felons or mobsters. Now, just next door, you have Philadelphia which has a similar list – with the grand total of four (!) names. This basically means that if a mob boss feels like a game of blackjack and knows that he won’t be allowed in to his local casino, all he has to do is hop over the state line and – voila! – he’ll be welcomed with open arms. “You look at the New Jersey list, and you piggyback off of that. Any wise guys from this area that are on the Jersey list ought to be on the Pennsylvania list,” said crime reporter George Anastasia. “It’s about the integrity of gambling, and you don’t want those kinds of individuals around the casinos.”Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard. Vinny’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay… now what?”
Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster and an exorcist?
A: Beats the hell out of me!
