This season’s X-Factor song contest in the UK is a hot-pot of talent, and betting sites are reporting a flurry of activity as punters back their favorite contestants singing amazing songs each week. But each singer comes with his or her own background story that sometimes makes me laugh and sometimes makes me cry. The latest tale, however, made me do both! Bookie favorite, Katie Waissel, apparently suffered a “devastating blow” this week after discovering that her grandmother – her EIGHTY TWO YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER – is actually working through a sex website called Vintage Vamps, charging £250 per hour for her services! I honestly didn’t know how to react to this report – if it wasn’t so shocking it would be funny, and I must admit that I had a good giggle thinking of how Katie must have reacted when she first saw pictures of her beloved gran. Call me a horrible person….
Here are signs that you’re getting older – maybe someone should pass the list on to Gramma Waissel…
Your little black book only contains names ending with MD.
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You’re asleep but everything thinks you’re dead.
People call at 9pm and say ‘Did I wake you?’
You have a party and the neighbors don’t realize it.
You wear socks with sandals.
You’d rather go in to work than stay home sick.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and isn’t breaking any laws.
You sink your teeth into a steak… and they stay there!
