I’m going to call myself Susan and move to Birmingham. No, that’s not a New Year’s resolution – it’s just my way of improving my luck at online bingo sites and hopefully join the other Susans who have, statistically, won millions of dollars at Gala Bingo in the past five years. The bingo site examined billions of bingo tickets sold to players to find out which is the luckiest name overall, and Susan won outright. Players from Birmingham in the UK were also the luckiest in terms of demographics. If Susan doesn’t sound quite right, you could try Julie or Karen, both lucky names. Make sure that you’re female, in your forties and a Taurus if you really want to win big – all these criteria make up the ultimate winner at Gala Bingo!
And on the subject of names (and courtesy of Jokes4All):
“A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”
The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”
