A woman who got herself into debt of over $75,000 through casino gambling decided that she’d deal with the problem in what she considered a creative way – she’d set her husband alight. The Vietnamese woman, Tran Thuy Lieu racked up quite a bill at her local casinos and, when she couldn’t pay her debts, begged her husband to sell their house. When he refused, she decided to scare him into submission and torched him in the middle of the night. The poor man lay in hospital for ten days with third degree burns until his succumbed to his wounds and died. Ironically, her husband was a journalist who regularly wrote about underworld criminals. In the past, he was threatened by these gangs, but he never expected to die at the hands of his wife in his very own home.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions…
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm…10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
