Am I the only one in this world who thinks that there’s something just a tad mad about betting on the future career of a child who hasn’t been born yet? I mean, I know that bookmakers like to open betting markets on some of the strangest things, but to offer odds on the career of the Beckham Baby who hasn’t taken her first gulp of air, is slightly zany, for lack of better word. The Beckham Baby Specials at online casinos range from odds that baby number four in the Beckham household will have a number one hit on the UK charts (odds of 16/1), to her career as a player for England in the national women’s team (odds of 100/1). As for me, I’ll just stick to wagering on the kid’s name, with the current favorite at 4/1 being Angel.
Courtesy of Humorsphere:
David Beckham is celebrating; “43 days, 43 days!” he shouts happily. Posh asks him why he’s celebrating. He answers “Well Honey, I’ve done this jigsaw in only 43 days.” “And that’s good?” asks Posh. “You bet Hon” says David.”It says 3 to 6 years on the box.”
David Beckham has gone crazy believing Posh has been having an affair on him. In manic rage, he goes out and buys a gun. He rushes home to confront his wife, and finds her in bed with none other than Ruud Van Nistelroy.
Devastated, Beckham takes out the gun and points it at his own head.
“No, David, don’t do it.” Posh cries jumping up from her spot underneath the covers….”I’m sorry and I know we can work this out.”
“Shut up and sit back Victoria.” Beckham replies. “You’re next.”
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