Three men, who immigrated from Poland to Canada nearly 20 years ago, shared a top lottery prize of $50 million in this month’s Lotto Max jackpot. All three of them work at Ontario Bread Co. in Toronto, and it can safely be said that they are now rolling in dough after each one received $16.6 million in prize money. Strangely, one of the winners, Eugeniusz Borek, said that he had a premonition about the big win a few days before the draw. “Two days before the draw, I had a dream that I was pushing a wheelbarrow full of money with two other guys,” he said. “The next day, I had a dream that I was opening up a car wash and a gas station and a couple of other small businesses. When I woke up, I thought, ‘The money is coming, I am sure.’”
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of bread slices. The nun posted a sign on the bread tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the bread.”
What kind of bread do elves use for sandwiches?
Shortbread
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread.
Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around.
