When you’re busy cleaning schools for a living, it may cross your mind once in a while that life would be better if you won the lottery. Sixteen cleaners and dinner ladies from Teeside in the UK formed a lottery syndicate, each one contributing £1 every five weeks in order to buy three lucky dips a week. This week, the syndicate hit the jackpot after their numbers came up in the lottery – winning them £4,091,609, or £255,000 each. Many of the 16 are still in shock and can’t believe their luck, while others have already started planning what to do with the cash – including paying for a daughter’s wedding and buying a new car. I guess they were swept away…..
Pupil: There’s a dead fly in my dinner.
Cook: Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it.
Pupil: I thought we got a choice for dinner, but there are only sausages and fries.
Cook: The choice is take it or leave it.
Dinner Lady: It’s very rude to reach over the table for cakes. Haven’t you got a tongue in your head?
Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer.
Pupil: I don’t like cheese with holes.
Dinner Lady: Well then, just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate.
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