The online gambling world is rooting for the royals ahead of the marriage between Prince William and Kate Middleton and, as usual, Golden Palace Casino has found its own special way to join in the celebrations. While other people may be running off to buy royal wedding mugs and tea towels, Golden Palace Casino players will be able to enjoy a pack of commemorative…. condoms! The online casino is giving away a packet of Commemorative Crown Jewel Condoms for free if players make a deposit between now and May 6th. “These condoms of distinction promise a royal union of pleasure and are creating quite the stir before the Royal Couple’s big day. Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, these condoms include a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day, and are presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector’s box.” Need we say more?
The Queen of England and the Pope were celebrating a public holiday in England one day, in front of a massive audience, when the Queen turned to the Pope and said, “You know, I can make all of the British in the crowd cheer and go wild by just waving my hand.” The Pope looked at the Queen and asked for a demonstration. The Queen waved her hand at the people, and all of the Brits went crazy – cheering, shouting, and giving a standing ovation for her.
The Pope nodded, and said to the Queen, “Well, I can make all of the Irish in this crowd start cheering by just waving my hand as well.” The Queen raised an eyebrow. “Alright,” she said. “Prove it.” The Pope said ok, and then slapped the Queen.
