The gambling scene has been kind of dry this week so I decided to dedicate this whole blog to a joke that should lift our spirits.
John heads off to Vegas with a $20,000 bankroll, gambles all weekend and he has lost literally everything. He badly needs the bathroom and asks another gambler to borrow a dime for the men’s room. In the bathroom, the stall door is open and he uses the last dime in the slot machines instead. Imagine his delight when he hits the $1000 jackpot!
John takes his winnings to the poker table, hits a lucky streak and by the end of the evening, he has won an incredible $20 million!
John decides to share his tips with fellow gamblers and goes on the lecture circuit. One day, while lecturing, he tells his audience that he will be eternally grateful to the man who allowed him to change his fortune on that fateful night, and if he ever found him, he would share his enormous fortune with him.
Suddenly from the audience, a man shouts excitedly: “John, John! It was me! I was the guy that night you lent you the dime for the men’s room!”
Bob gulp but gets his wits about him and says: “Ah, you’re not the guy I was looking for. I was actually talking about the guy who left the stall door open!”
