Famous cook, Jamie Oliver opened an exclusive restaurant, Fifteen, in Melbourne Australia and hired 34 year old Kevin Stralow to manage the place for him. Only, instead of directing the profits back into Jamie Oliver’s ever-expanding empire, Mr. Stralow allegedly gambled away thousands of dollars worth of takings on high roller slot games. And then, to cover his tracks, he allegedly set the restaurant alight and burnt it down, causing damage worth millions. His lawyers are arguing that just because he was caught on CCTV going into the restaurant, then leaving a few minutes later, shortly after which time smoke was seen billowing from the windows, does not mean that he torched it down. The trial continues in Melbourne.
Customer to his friend: “This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world”.
Friend: “I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.”
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Is your food spicy, sir?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears.
There was a terrible fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered.
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?
Yes, sir.
Then tell him to please play tiddlywinks until I’ve finished my meal.
