Bible bashers in the Tunica region of the US must’ve seen it as a sign from above when several casinos were forced to shut down as the waters of the Mississippi rose, following severe flooding recently. However, it seems that the good Lord doesn’t mind the existence of these gambling institutions, after it was reported this week that the Gold Strike Casino is back in business, with more than 1,300 staff members back at work, now that flood waters have receded significantly. As such, players were able to enjoy their favorite poker, roulette and cap games. The Gaming Commission said that, as the situation improves, it will give the green light for other casinos to reopen.
A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, “Need any help?”
But the man said, “Nope, the Lord’ll take care of me!” A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
And the man inside yells, “Need any help?”
But the man smiles and says, “Nope, the Lord’ll take care of me!”
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, “Need any help?!”
But the man just says, “Nope! The Lord’ll take care of me!”
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, “Lord, why didn’t you take care of me?”
The Lord says, “Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter! Why the hell didn’t you hop on?”
