I guess guys who got used to the good service at so-called lingerie cafes in a Southern California suburb will need to go someplace else for their entertainment. Not only have the authorities ordered the bare-breasted waitresses in these locations to cover up as they’re breaking modesty laws, they also ordered the owners to take down gambling machines that were rigged up for the patrons’ pleasure. The Orange County city of Garden Grove voted this week 4-0 that nudity, gambling and even smoking in these sexy cafes was not permissible. The waitresses were told to cover up and 200 gambling machines were confiscated. Spoil sports.
Courtesy of CleanJoke.com:
“A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The new blonde waitress not wanting to appear stupid went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is… an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.”
“Oh, OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!!”
