We’ve always been told that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but some people take their habits a bit too far! A 78 year old great-grandmother from Kingston, Canada found out that she was the winner of Lotto 6/49 prize on Wednesday morning, while she has eating her morning meal. “I didn’t know how much the jackpot was until I finished breakfast and went upstairs to the computer to check,” she said. After checking, she found out that she had won a staggering $6.2 million! Now here’s a hypothetical question: If you know that you’ve won the lottery, but don’t know how much, could you honestly sit there finishing off your cornflakes or buttering your toast, knowing that your whole life has the potential of changing in a few minutes? Thought not!
Courtesy of extremelyfunny.com
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks in life get the most attractive wives in the end.”
“Why, thank you dear!” she replied.
