A man who disappeared over 32 years ago and was declared legally dead, has turned up in Las Vegas working as a bookie. Arthur Gerald Jones reportedly had gambling and marital problems – causing him to pay a friend to fake documents for him and disappear. He left his wife and three young children, and after he wasn’t found, they were paid out $47,000 in survivor benefits. The police treated his ‘death’ as a suspicious, but a body was never found. On Tuesday, he was arrested on four felony counts related to theft and fraud, and he may enter into a plea deal with the Nevata AG’s office to lessen his sentence. I wonder if his wife will take him back now….
Courtesy of Ahajokes.com
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
