What sports betting sites won’t do to open new markets?! When Tiger Woods, golfing celeb, had a hot dog thrown at him during the final round of the Frys.com Open on Sunday, betting sites such as Ladbrokes hurried to open markets linked to this incident. The latest odds offered are on Woods signing an endorsement deal with a hotdog company by the end of this year. Considering that he has just signed on with Rolex after a long drought, following his self-imposed exile from golf, it may be a good time now to bet on future endorsements that Woods may sign. But somehow hotdog companies may seem like a long shot…
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”
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