The Kalispell Police Department have reported that there was an armed robbery of a casino on US 2 East this week. The police are asking for all who might recognize the assailants to please contact them. Their very unique description is as follows: skinny, in their twenties, wearing black.
If you, or any of the other billion skinny twenty year olds are reading this, please go hand yourself over to the police, because they are on to you!
And on the subject of robbers:
A group of robbers decided that targeting a lawyers club would be a good idea, because all lawyers are rich, right? The robbers didn’t expect the elderly retired lawyers to put up such a fight and in the end they were fought and chased out of the club.
The gang was relieved to get out of there alive and counted their loot in the parking lot behind the club.
“Great, not bad, we got $25!” said one.
“You idiot!” said the second robber, “I told you to stay clear of lawyers, we arrived with $100!”.
