If you have a weak stomach, you may want to avoid reading on… An online gambling website was the successful bidder on a sample of hair belonging to the deceased superstar, Michael Jackson and has decided to turn the hair into a one of a kind roulette ball. The site bought the hair that had been gathered from the bathroom drain of the Carlyle Hotel in New York by an enterprising cleaning lady, and put up for auction – where it eventually sold for over $10,000. The online gambling company which bought the ball of hair said that it felt that it was honoring Jackson appropriately in this unique way to “immortalize a small part of a truly peerless entertainer.” If you say so…
No, I’m not going to put some Michael Jackson jokes up (although there are some pretty funny ones out there), so we’ll go for ew hair jokes today…
“A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair”
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.”
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?”
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It’s natural.”
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How’d you get such cool green hair?”
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It’s natural.”
