The village of Granen in Spain, home to 2,000 residents, is celebrating following the news that every person who contributed €20 to a lottery fund would be able to share in a massive €720 million lottery win. This means that each villager was able to enjoy €400 million in time for Christmas. Villagers reportedly took to the streets of Granen to celebrate the win, popping champagne bottles and hugging one another. But there’s a down side to this win. Two hundred villagers opted not to contribute to the lottery fund – and they won’t be able to share in the prize…. Bummer!
A Spaniard with a parrot perched on his shoulder saunters into a bar. A customer says: “Wow, he’s really lovely, where did you find him?” “In Spain,” replies the parrot. “They have millions there.”
A blonde was sitting on a bus reading the newspaper when all of a sudden she starts to cry. A Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what’s wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed during a drug bust. The Spanish man agrees that the news is very sad. After a while, the blonde asks: “How many is a Brazilian?”
A guy arrives in a village in Spain, and begins to advertise a potion which he claims keeps him so young that he is in fact 300 years old. A skeptical farmer approaches one of his assistants and asks: “Hey, tell me, is it true that your boss has lived for 300 years?” To which the assistant answers: “I don’t know. I’ve only worked for him for 200.”
