Ah – I love lottery stories with happy endings (even if they do turn me green with envy). So this 29 year old guy bought a lottery ticket and left it in the glove box of his battered old Audi. Two weeks later, his granddad told him that the UK Lottery operators were calling on people to check their tickets because a £1 million prize was still unclaimed. Gavin Davies decided to listen to his elders and checked the ticket – only to find that he was indeed the lucky winner. And what did this young cage-fighter spend one fifth of his winnings on? The car of his dreams – a brand new Lamborghini Spyder L560-4. Lucky bugger.
A GT6 pulled alongside a Lamborghini at a traffic light.
“Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the man in the Lamborghini
“Of course I do,” was the haughty reply.
“Do you have a fax machine?”
The Lamborghini driver sighed. “I have that too.”
“Do you have a double bed in the back?” the GT6 driver wanted to know. Ashen-faced, the Lamborghini driver sped off.
That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his car.
A week later, the Lamborghini driver passed the same GT6, parked on the side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the Lamborghini and banged on the GT6′s rear window. “I want you to know that I’ve had a double bed installed,” bragged the Lamborghini driver.
The GT6 driver rolled his window down and frowned at the Lamborghini driver. “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?”
