Even one of the richest men in the world may be feeling a little hot around the collar when they’re faced with a $375 million lawsuit. Sheldon Adelson, who owns the Las Vegas Sands Corp., is being sued in a Macau court by Asian American Entertainment Corp, which claims that he earned himself a lucrative gaming license in Macau in an unorthodox manner. The Asian group claims that Adelson breached an existing contract by going behind its back to form a partnership with another company. Adelson has 3 months to reply to the accusations, enough time to sweat it out and find himself a great lawyer!
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A. The caterer.
Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A. Other lawyers look interested.
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them