Divorce Rates Soar Among Lottery Winners

If you’re looking for a reason NOT to play the jackpot and NOT to win over £100 million in lotteries such as EuroMillions, check out the divorce rate of couples who hit the big one in recent months. Yesterday it was announced that a second lottery couple is set to split up after they couldn’t stop fighting over how to spend their £101 million jackpot. Dave and Angela Dawes got married soon after hitting the EuroMillions lottery but only months later are due to split up. The news comes just days after it was reported that the winners of one of the biggest EuroMillions jackpot in history, Adrian and Gillian Bayford have confirmed that their marriage is over. The news broke after a landscaper employed by the £148 million lottery winners, Chris Tovey, announced that he was suing Adrian Bayford for trying to mow him down on their 200 acre property of the couple’s mansion. Adrian Bayford reportedly accused his wife of having an affair with the gardener – a fact which undoubtedly led to the breakdown of their marriage….

When we divorced we shared the house 50/50. She got the inside… I got the outside.

Every time I find Mr Right, my husband scares him away.

Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffer-ring.

An old man goes to a wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last forty years. The wizard says: “Maybe, but you need to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man replied: “I now pronounce you man and wife.”