We have to feel sorry for Police Officer Simbad Kadric of Doraville, DeKalk County for three reasons. Firstly, he lives in a town called Doraville. Secondly, his name is Simbad. And thirdly, he was caught on the wrong side of the law when police officers raided an illegal gambling operation in the town. Kadric is human after all and wanted to take part in some innocent entertainment, which, unfortunately was against the law in his county. Even though he was off duty at the time, Kadric was placed on restrictive duty, according to a police spokesman. Poor guy.
So here’s one about a lady who got away with it at the casinos:
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ”I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely naked.” With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ”Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!” She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ”YES, I WIN! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!” With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left. The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ”What the hell did she roll anyway?” The second dealer answered, ”I thought you were paying attention!”
