OK, most of you won’t find this amusing, but I thought I’d share it with you anyway. A couple from Sacramento, who became parents only a few weeks ago, were charged for leaving the baby in their car while they gambled at Thunder Valley Casino. To quote Dr. Phil: “What WERE they thinking.” I mean, come on people. We understand it’s great to gamble at a casino and we totally get it that you felt like a night out – but to leave a 7 week old in the car alone?! The Mom of the Year told the police that she had just gone in to use the restrooms, but surveillance cameras showed that a they pair had spent over 2 hours in the casino….!
A man is walking along a beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody’s there. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after a while finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN ! He finds a rock and opens to see a lot of gold coins. The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO ! The man hurries to the nearest casino. The deep voice says: ROULETTE ! So he changes all the coins into roulette coupons and goes to the tables. The deep voice says: 27 ! He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. ….. The ball stays at the 26. The deep voice says: SHIT !
