An English vicar is accused of being a spoilsport after he refused to marry a couple who had their wedding sponsored by an online bingo site. OK, admittedly, the wedding would’ve won awards hands down for the Tackiest Event in Town. As part of the deal to win the $5000 wedding, the couple had to feature the online bingo room’s logo on wedding invitations, menus, shoes (!) and even the wedding dress. It would’ve been interesting to see WHAT this couple’s kids would think of their insane parents 10 years down the line when they paged through the wedding album. Anyway, to cut to the quick, the vicar of the church put his foot down and said no to the logos, afraid that by giving permission for the deal, he’d be associating gambling with his church. Ah, well, guess the couple will just have to settle for tradition instead.
So, in the spirit of happy marriages:
A businessman boards a plane and finds himself sitting next to a stunningly elegant woman, wearing the biggest diamond he has ever seen. He can’t help staring at the rock, until the woman notices and offers: “I see you’re looking at my ring. It’s the Klopman diamond. I agree, it’s beautiful, but it has a terrible curse that goes with it.”
Intrigued, the businessman asked: “What’s the curse?”
The woman sighed and said: “Mr. Klopman.”
