Posts Tagged ‘online gambling’

New Survey: Gamblers are Getting Younger

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

I read recently that the latest Annenberg Survey shows a rise in the number of youngsters who gamble online. According to the survey, compared to the last figures from a 2008 survey on the same number of kids, the number of college age students overall who gamble online climbed from 4.4% to 16%. There was also an increase in the number of high school age males who take to online gambling. But it was the figures on high school females that caught my eye. In 2008, 9.5% of these kids said that they bet on sport on a monthly basis. Yet, in the last survey, 22% said that did. Astounding, isn’t it?

Signs that your 10 year old is gambling:

  • He has painted the numbers 1 – 36 plus a O on the backyard merry go round.
  • He posts a line on his 5th grade spelling bee.
  • He knows how to convert money lines to must-win percentages.
  • The last meal that your family ate at McDonalds was comped.
  • He bought himself an iPad – with his own money.
  • The Stardust sent him free airline tickets.
  • He rolls his baby brother’s blocks and yells “seven come eleven!!!”
  • He tries to double down when he plays Go Fish.

MP in Gambling Trouble Down Under

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Oh dear! A member of the Australian parliament has been forced to resign after he was caught using his office computer to trawl adult and online gambling sites. Paul McLeay was forced to resign, after he was rapped by the Premier for his behavior. After saying that this was not the behavior she expected of a Minister, Premier Kristina Keneally then went on to say: “Some people may choose to undertake similar activities in their personal lives, but I cannot condone the use of parliamentary resources by a minister in this way.” So let me get this clear. It’s totally ok to watch porn and gamble online if you’re at home but you should maybe give it a break when you hit the office. What a cool premier! The red-faced Labor MP could only mumble an apology to his wife and family…

And so, in honor of Australian family honor, thanks to ConvictCreations:

“An old Australian lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, “Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me” “Oh, yes, Bruce”, she says. Then the war started, I joined up, and was sent to the front line, where I lost me legs. You stayed with me.” “Oh yes, Bruce” she says. “Then, came home, couldn’t get a job, due to me disability, and bought a farm.” “Oh, yes, Bruce”, she says. “The farm flooded, then just when we got over that, there was a bushfire, and then the drought, which wiped us right out: you still stayed with me.” “Oh yes, Bruce,” “Now here I am, in excruciating pain, about to die, useless and you’re still with me.” “Yes Bruce.” “Shirl.” “Yes, Bruce?” “You’re bloody bad luck”

NH Governor Causes a Huh Moment

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Governor Lynch of New Hampshire definitely caused a ‘huh’ moment this weekend when he unveiled his new gambling plan. Remember, this is the guy who opposed a plan in the last legislative session that would’ve seen the expansion of gambling in the state. So what does this rabid anti gambling politician propose? To introduce online gambling to the state! Lots of people are scratching their heads over Lynch’s proposal. Even the gambling champion in the house, Sen. Lou D’Allesandro, noted that this was a strange route to take, saying: “if the governor is afraid of proliferation, what easier way to proliferate it than online gambling?” Online gamblers, meanwhile, are rejoicing about the new proposals. Very odd indeed!

So here’s a cute gambling joke I came across that doesn’t really tie in with today’s theme, but I thought I’d share it with you anyway.

 Gerta tells her friend that her husband is off on a trip.

 “He’s going to a casino in central Asia,” she said.

 The friend asks: “Tibet?”

 “Of course,” said Gerta irritably. “Why else would he go?!”