While I was thrilled to read this week that Tiger Woods is returning to pick up his golfing career, and I’m looking forward to doing some serious golf betting at my favorite sportsbook sites, it also amused me to see a piece in the prestigious New York Daily about the choice of the golfer’s location to make his big comeback. The author of the piece, Filip Bondy, attacked Woods for choosing Augusta, which he describes as a “home of storied, institutionalized sexism”, while he continues to seek “forgiveness for his gallivanting, womanizing ways.” I mean COME ON! Ok, so the guy seriously needs some help and hopefully he’ll get it in rehab, but to go so far as to believing that Woods schemed up the plan to return to Augusta which has a history of sexism, all the while groveling for forgiveness for being sexist, is beyond absurd.
So in honor of Tiger’s return to the greens, here are a few Tiger quips we’ve heard since the whole affair exploded last Thanksgiving:
- Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.
- What’s Tiger Woods’ new name? Cheetah
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- What do Tiger Wood and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians.